How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just cropdusted the office
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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