can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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