windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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