The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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