Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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