don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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