Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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