i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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