the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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