I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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