why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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