Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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