if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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