who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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