I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm passing your future prison.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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