hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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