Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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