I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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