Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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