So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
