Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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