I puked a lego.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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