I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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