We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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