you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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