five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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