That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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