So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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