I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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