I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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