maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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