you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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