google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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