How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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