I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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