The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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