Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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