Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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