Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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