Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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