It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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