Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
