i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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