my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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