He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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