I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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