Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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