Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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