They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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