I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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