I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
