Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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