Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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