I only kidnapped one of them. chill
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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