so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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