btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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